You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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