I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize