i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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