I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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