Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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