I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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