We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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