the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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