Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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