Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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did i just pee glitter
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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