apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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