like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
