just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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