How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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