Me. At least after what I've been through.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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