i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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