dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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