i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize