You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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