Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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