Duck Duck Cougar?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me