Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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