I got her a Nickelback box set.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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