My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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