Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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