Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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