FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I think I won the penis lottery.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
