I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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