May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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