I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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