My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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