He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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