I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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