That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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