He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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