She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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