Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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