If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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