You work out of a Hotel?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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