Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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