Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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