He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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