that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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