I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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