So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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