oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Thank you for not boning my boss.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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