it was like eating out sand paper
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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