didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize
