Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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