you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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