2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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