i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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