Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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