Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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