Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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