Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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