your room smells of hookers.
And success
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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