Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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